These are the primary characters,

if you recognize yourself and don't like how you're portrayed -

STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE!

Larry – A metro sexual with a penchant for small shirts and the color black –

he represents ruthlessness, volatility and helps to bring out the most destructive me.

Graham – A coffee addict and a general sweet dude. He hides his bitter side much better than I.

Chuck - A good natured musician who just likes to take a beating. The modern masochist.

Bryan – A session player that knows money makes the world go round, an even bigger whore than I.

He is extremely neurotic. We have some great fun at his expense.

Bob Sr. – The smokestack captain of our crew. We’ll shorten his name to BS, the reason is obvious.

Bob Jr. – The underling of BS both figuratively and genetically. Henceforth known as BJ.

Jack – Our guitar tech. The eldest member of our motley crew and will likely enjoy more

birthdays than any of us, he deserves it too. I picked his pseudonym special,

he’s got as much reason to be bitter as anyone and allows the debris to fall off his back.

& then there’s me . . .

I’m Curt – A 30 something retail whore. Bitter to the core.

I’ve prepared for war & I intend to settle the score.

I’m well versed in lore, a wild boar with a tendency to roar.

Are you ready for more gore?

Behold! What’s beyond the trapdoor? . . . .

why it’s the sales floor of a busy retail music store.

Welcome to the ground floor.